Friday, July 9

Snicker, Gasp, Sigh

Brendan: "Boys have penises and girls have bottoms."
Me: (snicker)

Brendan: "Mama, I like your boobies."
Me: (snicker)

Brendan: "Look! I have an alligator pooh-pooh and two snake pooh-poohs. The Papa snake is hugging the daughter."
Me: (snicker)

Brendan: "Mama, I'm mad at you! I'm gonna chop you down like a tree!"
Me: (Gasp!)

Brendan: "Mama. I'm so glad you are here. I missed you when you were in the bathroom."
Me: (SIGH)


2 comments:

loriann said...

Jack's favorite new phrase is "Da's rock you" - meaning "I want the MAN of the house to sit with me in the rocking chair and cuddle me and read me to sleep." (sniff, sniff) Poor Mama...

The Cain Family Chronicles - My Life with ADHD said...

I love reading Brendan's comments; so funny! Thanks for sharing.